Hi all!

Today I am ranking the Terrifier franchise! These movies follow a villain named Art the Clown. He is an agent of Satan that never speaks, yet says plenty with just one facial expression. Appearing on Halloween, he spends the night massacring as many victims as possible. This series is not for the faint of heart. Prepare yourself for the most brutal, disgusting visuals known to mankind. If you want gore supreme, you’ll get it! Without further ado, let’s get into it! 

1.) TERRIFIER 2

In first place, we have Terrifier 2. On Halloween, Art is reanimated, only to discover he has a new sidekick – a little girl dressed exactly like him. Together, they target the daughter of a family, who is able to interact with the clown in her dreams. From there, the night turns into a fight for survival. If you thought the first movie was gory, you better prepare yourself for the sequel. There were multiple reports of patrons fainting or vomiting in the cinema. This was one of the best horrors I watched in 2022. It was over two hours long, yet not a second felt wasted. The soundtrack, vibrant visuals and of course, shocking violence, made this a feature I won’t soon forget. I was thoroughly entertained from start to finish.

Update: Here is where I would rank Terrifier 3. You can read my full review here. 

2.) ALL HALLOWS EVE 

In second place, we have All Hallows Eve – our very first introduction to Art the Clown. On Halloween night, a brother and sister find a snuff film on tape. They begin watching it, until their babysitter realises it’s far too disturbing for young eyes. She sends them to bed, but continues viewing the rest. The video is made up of shorts, each featuring our devilish villain. As the clips grow progressively worse, she becomes paranoid that the events on screen aren’t actually fictional. The ending is truly shocking but also the best part. The 9th Circle is expanded on in this film, but if you didn’t know, it was originally an 11-minute short, that saw the birth of Art from creator, Damien Leone. I personally believe it’s far better than the original Terrifier.

3.) TERRIFIER 

In last place, we have Terrifier. On October 31st, Art terrorises a couple of girls, after they taunt him in a cafe. He takes every measure possible to ensure they don’t survive. I love the low budget grittiness of this movie. It definitely makes the scares more effective. However, if we are being honest, it has no plot or storyline. There is a truly shocking scene with a chainsaw (if you know, you know), that has stayed with me till this very day. It’s my least favourite film in the franchise, but I still think it’s an excellent slasher to watch with your pals during spooky season. It really cements how relentless Art is once he chooses a victim.

I hope you enjoyed this post! Let me know your rankings down below. 

Peace & Love xoxo